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Past signals, one per day.

Wed, Mar 18, 2026
The Federal Reserve announces its rate decision at 2pm and releases a chart showing where officials think rates are heading for the rest of the year. After this morning's hot inflation report, rate cuts in 2026 are basically dead. Your mortgage isn't getting cheaper this year. Gas is still climbing. But the economy hasn't fallen apart yet, and AI spending is keeping tech alive. Don't make any big moves before 2:30pm when the Fed chair speaks. If you're in index funds, today changes nothing about your strategy.
Tue, Mar 17, 2026
The Fed decision Wednesday will set the tone for the rest of the month. They're almost certainly keeping rates where they are, but the dot plot , their forecast for future rate cuts , could crush hopes of any relief this year. If you're a long-term investor, this is a week to watch, not act. The Iran situation is still unresolved, oil is still elevated, and the market is basically waiting for two things: a ceasefire and a dovish Fed. It might not get either.
Mon, Mar 16, 2026
The Fed meets this week with oil above $100 and inflation still sticky. Don't expect any rate cuts , but watch the dot plot on Wednesday for clues about whether cuts are even on the table this year. The war in Iran is the elephant in every room. If you're a long-term investor, this is a week to watch, not act. If you have cash on the sidelines, there's no rush to deploy it.
Sat, Mar 14, 2026
The economy grew 0.7% last quarter while oil sits above $100 and gas prices keep climbing. The Fed meets next week and can't cut rates because inflation won't cooperate. Nothing is crashing all at once , it's just getting worse slowly. Don't panic sell. Don't try to time the bottom. If you're in index funds, stay there. If you're holding cash, that's fine too.
Fri, Mar 13, 2026
Oil pulled back and stocks bounced, but the Iran war, weak GDP, and sticky inflation mean this relief rally has a short shelf life.
Thu, Mar 12, 2026
Oil is the story right now, and it's hitting your wallet directly. Gas prices are up almost 60 cents in a month and climbing. The Fed can't cut rates if inflation comes roaring back from energy costs, which means your mortgage rate stays high and your savings account rate stays put. The market is nervous but not panicking — the S&P is down about 1% today, not 5%. If you're in index funds, this is a hold-tight moment, not a sell-everything moment. The biggest risk isn't the oil spike itself — it's if it lasts long enough to change how companies set prices for everything else.
Wed, Mar 11, 2026
Inflation data was fine — but it doesn't matter because oil at $90 is about to make everything more expensive again. The Fed meets next week and they're in a tough spot: the economy needs help, but cutting rates while oil is spiking would be like pouring gas on a fire. Sit tight this week.
Mon, Mar 9, 2026
The Iran war is repricing everything. Oil near $120 means higher costs for consumers, fatter margins for energy companies, and a Fed that's stuck — they can't cut rates into an oil-driven inflation spike, but the economy is already showing cracks. This is a week to protect capital, not chase dips.
Sun, Mar 8, 2026
The Iran-Strait of Hormuz crisis is the only story that matters right now. Oil's 35% weekly spike is a tax on every consumer and company, and until there's clarity on shipping lanes reopening, expect volatility to stay elevated across all asset classes.